Wednesday, August 20, 2014

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

henrycavills:

this literally isn’t “tru” at all

I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.

Sufjan Stevens on kissing

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself

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colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

So this guy I’m kind of seeing. The other day he said “people have asked me why I haven’t asked you out yet. Maybe I’m just an idiot.” We’re still not dating but it’s cool cause we’re in a cute place.

A few cute, new things that have happened with us:

He kissed me in front of his friends for the first time.

His friend, when left alone with me, asked if I liked him, why aren’t we a couple yet, and would I say yes.

I stayed at his for the first time.

We cuddled. It was wonderful.

He texts me every morning.

He asks about my day. And let’s me know about his.

He now blames me for his netflix addiction. It was totally my fault ;)

I like him a lot. His cuddles. His personality. Like like. And maybe even a scarier word. Who knows.

Monday, August 18, 2014

themattyhealy:

iwantwillgraham:

missdontcare-x:

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You just can’t not reblog this.

you forgot us

i just threw up in my mouth a bit y’all happy?

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timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

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lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

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YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

strum-through-the-night:

listoflifehacks:

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This is useful shit!

epistemophillia:

WELL I LOVE THIS A LOT.

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littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

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wayward-fallen-angel:

mooseandtrickster:

peggycxrter:

RDJ CHALLENGED CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO THE ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

NATHAN FILLION CHALLENGED TOM HIDDLESTON TO THE ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

JOHN BARROWMAN CHALLENGED MISHA COLLINS

APPARENTLY JARED AND JENSEN HAVE BOTH BEEN CHALLENGED

ongoingobsession:

ultrafacts:

simplyfascinating:

saxitlurg:

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I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.

It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.

This is how the world will end. Killed by angry women on their periods in need of chocolate.

ongoingobsession:

ultrafacts:

simplyfascinating:

saxitlurg:

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I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.

It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.

This is how the world will end. Killed by angry women on their periods in need of chocolate.

raggedysherloki:

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Can we talk about Barrowman’s husband and his swimsuit 

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